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It's so cold that ... what?

The Internet was awash this week in weather-related jokes.

Polar vortex, a new buzzword, sparked a question from a blogger who asked if it was a porno lesbian film.

Others answered the "How cold is it?" question with the following punchlines:

"Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets."

"You're thankful for hot flashes."

"Donald Trump's hair freezes in place."

"I saw a Greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside."

"You heat up the milk for your Cheerios."

"I saw a snowman with a hoodie on."

"Apple is introducing the iParka."

"I saw a squirrel buying a can of Sterno."

"Even members of Congress couldn't get into a heated argument."

And from Jay Leno, "It is so cold that I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket."

— Gay Nagle Myers

An Eagles view

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LAForum-EaglesThe Eagles are christening the reopened Forum in Inglewood, Calif., with six concerts scheduled there this month, and the venue has commemorated the events by putting a massive facsimile of the rock group’s 1976 “Hotel California” record on the building’s roof.

It measures 407 feet in diameter. And yes, the “record” spins.

The Forum sits below the flight path for Los Angeles International Airport, so inbound airline passengers will get a view of it.

— Danny King
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