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It's so cold that ... what?
The Internet was awash this week in weather-related jokes.
Polar vortex, a new buzzword, sparked a question from a blogger who asked if it was a porno lesbian film.
Others answered the "How cold is it?" question with the following punchlines:
"Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets."
"You're thankful for hot flashes."
"Donald Trump's hair freezes in place."
"I saw a Greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside."
"You heat up the milk for your Cheerios."
"I saw a snowman with a hoodie on."
"Apple is introducing the iParka."
"I saw a squirrel buying a can of Sterno."
"Even members of Congress couldn't get into a heated argument."
And from Jay Leno, "It is so cold that I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket."
— Gay Nagle Myers