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It's so cold that ... what?

The Internet was awash this week in weather-related jokes.

Polar vortex, a new buzzword, sparked a question from a blogger who asked if it was a porno lesbian film.

Others answered the "How cold is it?" question with the following punchlines:

"Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets."

"You're thankful for hot flashes."

"Donald Trump's hair freezes in place."

"I saw a Greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside."

"You heat up the milk for your Cheerios."

"I saw a snowman with a hoodie on."

"Apple is introducing the iParka."

"I saw a squirrel buying a can of Sterno."

"Even members of Congress couldn't get into a heated argument."

And from Jay Leno, "It is so cold that I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket."

— Gay Nagle Myers

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