Don't ask, just hide

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How to handle the Y2K issue in your own home or office: Grab some provisions from the pantry or coffee area, go down into your basement and lock the door. Stay down there for five or six years. When you come back up, turn on your computer, go to Control Panels and bring up the system clock. If it displays a year in the 21st century, you're all set. If it displays a year in the 20th century, go outside and see if your neighborhood has been leveled and taken over by bands of Harley-riding cyber-outlaws. If not, buy a new computer. If so, your computer is the least of your problems.

Amadeus and Sabre have increased their booking and transaction fees for airlines. Let's start a pool: How long do you think will it take the airlines to offset the higher fees by reducing agent commissions?

The Friday Haiku:
Wish for '99:
Eight percent headache
And no cap on joy

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