Whatever happened to class? Business class, that is. That's what
passengers on an American Airlines flight from Dallas to England
last Saturday must have been wondering as they watched the X-rated
antics of two liquored-up fliers.
I'm not going to name names, because I think these folks have
been punished enough for their indiscretions, but "John" and "Suzy"
apparently got acquainted during the flight over several of those
complimentary cocktails that business-class types get to
Well, before you could say Gypsy Rose Lee, Suzy had stripped
down to the barest of essentials and, under cover of a blanket,
showed John a great deal of affection. The crew was in a tizzy and
begged the couple to, shall we say, give it a rest, but to no
John and Suzy, both of whom are married to other people, were
arrested at Manchester Airport for drunkenness and public
indecency. You can bet their spouses are wielding some pretty big
frying pans by now.