Love in the air

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Whatever happened to class? Business class, that is. That's what passengers on an American Airlines flight from Dallas to England last Saturday must have been wondering as they watched the X-rated antics of two liquored-up fliers.

I'm not going to name names, because I think these folks have been punished enough for their indiscretions, but "John" and "Suzy" apparently got acquainted during the flight over several of those complimentary cocktails that business-class types get to imbibe.

Well, before you could say Gypsy Rose Lee, Suzy had stripped down to the barest of essentials and, under cover of a blanket, showed John a great deal of affection. The crew was in a tizzy and begged the couple to, shall we say, give it a rest, but to no avail.

John and Suzy, both of whom are married to other people, were arrested at Manchester Airport for drunkenness and public indecency. You can bet their spouses are wielding some pretty big frying pans by now.

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