Carnival's Paradise, the cruise industry's first totally nonsmoking
ship, made its debut in New York recently, before beginning its
Caribbean itineraries out of Miami. Reportedly, at the New York
fete for the ship, two travel agents were kicked off for smoking.
If those agents would please contact me, I have a business
proposition for them: Let's start Light-'Em-Up Cruises, a
smokers-only cruise line whose flagship vessel, the Iron Lung,
would feature a midnight cigarette buffet, wheezing contests on the
Lido Deck and free Zippos for every passenger.
The Friday Haiku:
Counselors are needed
Simply going here to there
Is not so simple