We expected to have a good giggle at the industry's expense while attending a musical revue called "Secrets Every Traveler Should Know," at the Triad Theatre in New York. What we didn't expect was the unholy guffaws that broke loose from some of TW's most jaded senior editors upon hearing the following:

Pilot for Third World airline, on public address system: "Attention, economy passengers. There will be no meal service on this flight. However, flight attendants will hand out wooden bowls, so you can beg from the first class passengers."
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