And while we're at it: If the hockey stick doesn't get you, the
Minneapolis layover will. At a gift shop on the concourse, right
out front, a chorus line of T-shirts beckoned, with large capital
lettering filling up the fronts of the shirts, in various colors:
WE ROOT FOR THE VIKINGS AND WHOEVER'S PLAYING THE
Cute. The garment itself was a durable-seeming if otherwise
unexceptional cotton-poly blend, made in Singapore, and the retail
price was $31.95. Now, that's funny.